Not ya mama’s biz course.
Not ya stereotypical Lifetime movie Stripper.
LET’S CUT RIGHT TO THE CHASE.
-
You have a business and feel bored/burnt out on conventional business coaching-everything feels stale. You crave something FRESH AND NEW. You need to be REVIVED and RECONNECTED to your purpose. You keep being told what to do, rather than feeling empowered to trust yourself & take action from there. This is for you.
-
You have no clue what the fuck you want to do, but you know you’ve ALWAYS wanted to be your own fucking boss. You have this weird fucking feeling you’re meant for more than a regular ass job. This is for you.
-
You’re a stripper who wants to start their own business, through the lens of your experiences in the club. OH BABY, YOU KNOW THIS IS FOR YOU.
-
You’re a stripper who needs an attitude and strategy makeover-You’re ready to treat the club like your 6-figure-biz office: YES BITCH, THIS IS FOR YOU TOO.
Jessica - Hustle Like A Stripper Academy Student
"I adore Lauren Allen for a number of reasons. I adore her HLASA course and group coaching, too, because in it, Lauren takes her encyclopedic knowledge of sales and mindset strategy and tailors it to fit your circumstances. She showed me how to take proven strategies and put them to work in a way that resonated spiritually and logistically with me, my personality, and my business. I will never look at a sales call the same way again!"
What’s up luscious ass bitches, welcome to my sales page *mtv cribs voice*
We’re gonna make this quick because I know you’re a boss bitch CEO and have shit to DO - there’s no time to scroll for 45 minutes with a long ass fucking page - NAH, LET’S KEEP THIS SHIT G AND SIMPLE.
I’m a 6-figure-stripper turned 6 figure CEO-I’ve had multiple $20k and $30k launches with a relatively small audience because I’m boss like that.
I’m a coach who is impossible to sum up in a small paragraph because bitch, I do it all.
Mindset - Yeah bitch, let’s dive balls deep.
Meditation, hypnosis, and reiki charged magic for healing? YEET YEET.
Body and booty work - yes ma’am.
Tailor-fitted strategies and inner shifts needed to pull your CEO pants all the way up? yeAAAAHHHH.
A deep focus on strengthening your intuition and knowing? OF COURSE.
CONFIDENCE BUILDING LIKE A MF with me as your own personal hype man? Oh bitch you know it.
Sales without sharkiness, *gasp* sales training that is dare I say, fun? UH-HUH.
Money manifestation as easy as making it rain at the club? : HEHE, DUH.
Why is everything I create well-rounded with a wide variety of topics covered?
Whale….
Despite what the media, movies, and guilty Republican senators (who denounce sex work with oppressive laws and spirited speeches, then in the same breath ask “how much” as they dial up a escort agency on their way home from blue balls courtesy of Sapphire at the nearby Gentleman’s Club) may say with their portrayals, I have some ground breaking news to share:
Jess - Hustle Like A Stripper Academy Student
“Lauren’s Hustle Like A Stripper Academy is everything rolled into one: Mindset, Deep Trauma work, Love, Sex, MONEY- truly igniting your lust for life and go-get-em attitude from within. Get the extra boost you deserve and finish 2020 strong by making this year your bitch. Lauren will show you how.“
My courses are always centered around a LIFE journey through multiple topics, because my experiences as a Stripper CEO require it: We’re talking mental, physical, strategic, and spiritual gymnastics, bitch.
Do you know how much alcohol I had to drink to learn these skills?
You know how many BUNIONS my heels gave me to come equipped with this BIZ SAVVY?!?!?
You know how many grimy laps I’ve had to grind to become as sharp and charming as I am??!!
You know how many unfulfilled boners I’m responsible for as a result of my PRIMO SALES SAUCE?!
DO YOU EVEN GET THAT I'VE BEEN PAID $4000 TO DRINK CHAMPAGNE AND CUDDLE!?!?!?!
I’ll repeat - I'M A 6 FIGURE BADDIE TWICE OVER, IN THE CLUB AND OUT...what’s good?!
And here I am, giving you the fucking golden ticket for fulling embodying your bad bitch CEO self in every arena of life-you’re fucking welcome.
If I can get paid for HALF the shit I’ve been paid for (read: kicking men in the balls repeatedly) I KNOW YOU CAN FIND YOUR UNIQUE VISION OF SUCCESS, ALL WHILE BEING HELLA PAID!
THIS IS THE PART WHERE THE BASIC BITCHES MINIMIZE THIS WINDOW-BYE Y’ALL, I STILL LOVE YOU.
-
How to become a Stripper and slay successfully-this isn’t that course. Stay tuned for Hustlin’ Honey’s Handbook!
-
How to build a business from start to finish-that’s my business mastermind!
-
Me telling you what the fuck you’re missing and why you’re wrong for it-NO SHAME HERE BB.
-
Regurgitated info that’s trendy and being gangbanged by everyfuckingcoach because everyone’s biding whatever popular coach’s method
-
Easy answers/get rich quick schemes that will fulfill your stupid caveman brain’s drive for instant gratification
-
Learning sales/marketing techniques designed to make people feel lack or zero in on their “pain points”
-
To become a carbon copy of me and my unique methods in biz
-
Adopting the identity of a CEO, no matter what industry you’re in!
-
Using your intuition to find YOUR truth and YOUR method in biz.
-
Thinking for yourself and finding your own answers with my sexy ass pushing you past your comfort zone and hyping you up every step of the way!
-
Fulfillment and healing of mind/soul/body-get ready to be FREE N FULL OF CREYS.
-
MANIFESTING $$$$ LIKE A STRIPPER-I know thats why 80% of you clicked on this shit!!
-
Raising 2 middle fingers to your fears and limiting beliefs!
-
Changing the game of your business with crystal-clarity, confidence, renewed creativity, and certainty.
-
Awakening to the bad bitch that you fucking are-and feeling safe expressing that shit to the world with polarizing force!
-
Discovering an authentic sales strategy that makes you feel soulful, connected, and of high service to your client’s best interests.
-
Feeling worthy of ALL OF THE ABOVE!
HERE IT IS, LITERALLY EVERYTHING THAT MADE ME A 6 FIG STRIPPER + CEO:
Module 1: Mind (AKA, YOUR SEXY LIL NOGGIN)
- Laying the foundation with your mind, that sexy lil’ noggin is the force for everything!
- Learn from the Stripper Struggle and begin embodying Stripper Success. I drunkenly stumbled through entrepreneurship so you DON'T have to!
- Bust through the limiting beliefs, traumas, and unconscious bias that have been secretly running the show. STRIP OFF THE LAYERS.
- Thought disruption, reframing, and hypnosis for deep subconscious healing!
Module 2: Body (AKA, YOUR FUCKIN’ TEMPLE)
- Lessons from a stripper with body dysmorphia
- Success begins and grows in your body-let’s start fucking loving it.
- Breathwork and EFT Tapping for self-acceptance and love
- Movement and Sensuality like a Stripper-you know you’re dying to learn these secrets for the bedroom ;)
- Say goodbye to society’s stupid standards-time to create your own!
Module 3: Soul (AKA, YOUR INNER WORLD)
- How to be spiritual without being an asshole-no spiritual bypassing here!
- Protect yourself + your spirit with biz boundaries
- Manifestation for the modern mystic in a high-stress modern world full of bullshit injustice-Feeling abundant and prosperous despite it all!
- Take it off the screen-All of my Rituals for Success-Get connected money, manifestation, content creation, consistency and creativity!
Module 4: CHIEF EXECUTIVE BAD BITCH LIFESTYLE
- CEO MONEY MINDSET: Tap into your millionaire money mind!
- Your CEO Strategy Blueprint: Connecting with your purpose and next step, no matter what stage you’re in.
- Struggles on the road to Success: The truth about resilience, focus, and self sabotage!
- FIND YOUR FLOW: Weave confidence and precision in EVERYTHING that you do.
Module 5: BOSS BITCH BIZ MAGICK
- How to hustle like a stripper in your biz: THIS IS THE TRUE BLUE CHERRY ON TOP.
- BLOW THE LID OFF YOUR TOP: Keeping your heart in your purpose and passion, no matter what life throws at you!
- The truth about building a soul-fueled biz
- $trip it the fuck down: Finding your voice, authenticity, and expression!
Module 6: Crafting Your Intuitive Hustle and Soulful Sales
- Embrace the Intuitive Hustler process and watch your entire life and biz fucking change-You get to make hella stacks while changing the fucking world, AND FEELING GOOD AS FUCK ABOUT IT ALL.
- Trusting yourself, being decisive, and tapping into your deep KNOWING!
- Fuck sharky sales-time for soulful sales-Sales that make you feel empowered, LUSCIOUS, and excited (don’t believe me? Let me show you!!)
- How to use sales psychology strategically while also being trauma informed (no more guilting and manipulating people to buy!)
- Your glass ceiling: Your lifetime process for busting through EVERY AND ANY block that comes your way as you keep growing and blowing the fuck up (hint: There’s always new shit to work through, in EVERY stage of life/biz)
BONUS: DOWN IN THE DMS TRAINING:
How to use your DMS to sell with ease: build connected relationships with your audience, score more sales calls, and authentically build natural sales conversations ;) IT GETS TO BE FUCKIN FUN, PROFITABLE, AND NATURAL.
This isn’t just a course-this is a life and biz transformation, designed to be used and carried with you for the rest of your DAMN LIFE (or until there’s no more internet, whatever comes first LOL)
Kael - Hustle Like A Stripper Academy Student
"I am very grateful I committed to being guided by the beautiful soul and Boss Bitch Coach Lauren Allen! This course hit the mark for me! As a coach, I am always looking to learn more about how I can be a better guide and leader for my tribe of Goddesses! And the only way to do that is by staying committed to myself and going deep.
This course helps you do just that! Lauren created a safe space to dive deeper into self-exploration, connect with other Boss Babes, and develop skill sets to show up more powerfully in your purpose.
I am so glad I invested into this course, and grateful for the amazing Coach and leader that Lauren is! She has a heart to humbly serve others and it shows!"
Meg - 1:1 Clients
"I’ve worked with Lauren 1:1 for awhile, and she’s changed my life. I decided to invest in HLASA! So glad I did. I like how I can go back and listen to recordings for a lifetime! Lauren’s HSLA is the shit. In module 1 Lauren dives “balls deep”into stripper struggle mindset shift and teaches you to use the “stripper struggle” as a lesson in polarity, by getting clear on what you don’t want., and using it as a guide for what you do want. Mind blown in the first module! Worth the investment!"
Pay-In-Full
$3333
Most Popular
2 Monthly Payments
$1850/m
Top features
